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Thursday, June 08, 2006

the three kinds of guys!

the three kinds of males

Recently I've come to the conclusion that there are three types of guys: jerks, wanna-be's, and the nice guy. These three guys are pretty much the extremes, but most guys gravitate towards one of the extremes.I will now proceed to explain each prototype to you!

the JERK: this type of guy is only concerned with his reputation with other guys. In the meantime, he plows through girls' hearts and leaves gaping holes. He's got nicknames like pimp and player, which he will sometimes own up to.He likes to have ten unofficial girlfriends at a time, and for him the relationships are purely physical. He will grow up to be a domineering and controling man with no particular goal in mind. Ladies, stay away from this kind of guy!

The "Wanna-be": this is the guy that no one can figure out. One minute he's really nice and giving you teddy bears, and the next minute he's got his arm around your best friend. He craves attention and while he doesnt intentionally try to hurt anyone, he tends to be so indecisive that someone always gets hurt. He isn't sure if bad boys or nice guys finish first, so he tries to be both. he has a lot of aquaintances and not very many close friends. This type of guy is dangerous because he may have a totally different intention than you suspect.

Mr. nice guy: This guy is friendly, courteous and fun. He likes to have a good time, but not at anyone's expense. He seems to live compassionately and is looking out for others. He has his moments of wanna-be and jerk, but for the most part he's nice-guy through and through. He's the one that you smile about for no reason. this kind of a guy is rare and a keeper. He opens doors and has a good rep with your parents. He'd be allowed to date your baby sister.

I actually have no idea why I decided to figure all this out about guys. I know I don't even have all of guys figured out, maybe not even 5%. But i decided to share my feelings for some strange reason. Don't be too hard on me with your comments....

love you all lots...

Mari

p.s. I think it would be funny to know what categories guys would put girls into... anyone up to the challenge? lol.

7 Comments:

  • great post! I chuckled all the way through it with faces popping in my mind. I guess another name for the 'wanna-B's' is 'crowd pleasers' the type who everthing they do is motivated by what the coolest guy or prettiest girl says is cool. This guy is very insecure and very obnoxious. They pretend to have it all but deep down they're always unhappy. If on the rare occasion you get them by themself you'll find that they can be alright, even nice, but thats only if and when they're talking to you, one they dont necessarily feel the need to impress.

    Maybe that's just a stage, i know many guys who fall under this category. But if you peel away that superficial layer they can be the sweetie, they just have to learn that they cant please everyone at all times!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, June 08, 2006 11:38:00 PM  

  • I agree with the article and what Tirzah said. I do think you need to add an other category because there are a few abnormals out there (ME). I would try to take on the task of studying girls, but obviously, due to certain circumstances, I can't. Oh well, life is life.

    Henri Le Chatlier

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, June 09, 2006 6:32:00 PM  

  • blondes and brunettes.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Saturday, June 10, 2006 12:07:00 AM  

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    By Blogger Mae, at Saturday, June 10, 2006 10:47:00 AM  

  • haha. anonymous posters. kinda funny since I know who the first one is.

    By Blogger Mae, at Saturday, June 10, 2006 10:47:00 AM  

  • Great post! Yeah, the anonymous poster (s)? aren't that hard to figure out. . . have fun everyone!

    Brunettes have more fun!!!!!

    By Blogger MEC, at Saturday, June 10, 2006 5:13:00 PM  

  • wanna be's, pimps and players suck



    those are my thoughts on boys. haha

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, June 11, 2006 6:17:00 PM  

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